Deep in the darkest jungle stands the temple of milk. It’s a beautiful structure – the walls are made of gleaming bottles, stacked row upon row. Fresh milk runs in gutters down the hall. It bubbles from a fountain in the sconce behind the altar. There are pools of holy cream. Mounds of blessed cheese. It is one of the greatest wonders of this world – but if you wish to see it, you should hurry. It’s due to go off at the end of the week.